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Funny dog names

Puns, characters and gloriously silly names that make the vet's waiting room smile. 48 names in this style.

For girls

Mary Puppins

Practically perfect in every way

GirlLiteraryfunny

Winnie the Poodle

Silly old bear energy in a curly coat

GirlLiteraryfunny

For boys

Andy Warhowl

Fifteen minutes of fame, all of them loud

BoyLiteraryfunny

Bark Obama

Yes we can (have another treat)

BoyLiteraryfunny

Bark Twain

The great American barker and humorist

BoyLiteraryfunny

Bilbo Waggins

There and back again, mostly to the kitchen

BoyLiteraryfunny

Captain

In charge of this ship and every voyage to the park

BoyEnglishfunny

Chewbarka

The loyal, hairy copilot every pilot needs

BoyLiteraryfunny

Dobby

The free elf; big ears and a bigger heart

BoyLiteraryfunny

Droolius Caesar

He came, he saw, he drooled

BoyLiteraryfunny

Frodo Waggins

Carries the one ring toy to the fires of the garden

BoyLiteraryfunny

Hairy Pawter

The boy who lived for treats

BoyLiteraryfunny

Indiana Bones

It belongs in a museum; he dug it up anyway

BoyLiteraryfunny

Jimmy Chew

Designer taste, especially in shoes

BoyEnglishfunny

Jimmy Kibble

A gentle president of snack time

BoyLiteraryfunny

Karl Barx

Seizing the means of treat production

BoyLiteraryfunny

Luke Skybarker

The force is strong with this pup

BoyLiteraryfunny

Nacho

Nacho dog, nacho problem; cheesy grin required

BoySpanishfunny

Ozzy Pawsbourne

The Prince of Barkness

BoyLiteraryfunny

Paw Revere

The regulars are coming; he will announce them

BoyLiteraryfunny

Professor

For the dog who looks wise and knows nothing

BoyEnglishfunny

Salvador Dogi

Surrealist master of the melted tennis ball

BoyLiteraryfunny

Sherlock Bones

Elementary, my dear Watson; the nose knows

BoyLiteraryfunny

Sir Barksalot

He has been knighted for services to noise

BoyEnglishfunny

Taco

Folded ears optional; Tuesday approved

BoySpanishfunny

Wicket

The bravest little Ewok of Endor

BoyLiteraryfunny

Yoda

Judge him by his size, do you?

BoyLiteraryfunny

For any dog

Bagel

Round with a hole where the seriousness went

AnyYiddishfunny

Banana

Long, yellow energy; slips into every room

AnyEnglishfunny

Beans

Full of them; toe beans included

AnyEnglishfunny

Burrito

Wrapped up tight in a blanket, as served

AnySpanishfunny

Churro

Long, golden and dusted with sweetness

AnySpanishfunny

Dumpling

Soft, folded and steaming with cuteness

AnyEnglishfunny

Gnocchi

Little Italian dumplings; soft and squashable

AnyItalianfunny

Goober

A peanut and a lovable goof in one word

AnyEnglishfunny

Meatball

Round, saucy and rolling through life

AnyEnglishfunny

Nugget

Golden, bite sized and everyone wants one

AnyEnglishfunny

Pickles

In a briny little mood since birth

AnyEnglishfunny

Potato

A couch potato in the making

AnyEnglishfunny

Pretzel

Twisted into impossible sleeping shapes

AnyGermanfunny

Sprout

Tiny green shoot of a pup, growing fast

AnyEnglishfunny

Sushi

Small, neat and best served raw energy

AnyJapanesefunny

Tater Tot

Small, golden and crispy around the edges

AnyEnglishfunny

Tofu

Soft, pale and absorbs every flavor of chaos

AnyJapanesefunny

Wasabi

Tiny, green and packing unexpected heat

AnyJapanesefunny

Wigglebutt

Named for the full body wag that never stops

AnyEnglishfunny

Wonton

A little folded parcel of joy

AnyChinesefunny

Ziggy

Zigzagging through life at full tilt

AnyGermanfunny

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